To Protect The Family Name
Officer
Please don't haul me in
Though I'm drunk again
I can explain
I swear to you
For a week I have
Been completely dry
Until tonight
He's been such a good example
Everything he's done for me
I couldn't bear to let him down
Monday night
Brother sat me down
Very graciously
And explained
"If I'm going to help you
I must make it very clear
Brother that I love you
But certainly I hate your sin"
So you see you can't arrest me
I swore I'd be careful not to
Further shame the family name
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A serious man
In need of a definitive job
He had drunk too much
Mandrake anthrax
[Pro-rae, pro-rae]
[Laurent/A law on]
Tormented tots
With Burton weeping
His idiot contacts
Hooray, hooray
Hooray, hooray
Put your claim into Tempo House
Go round there to Tempo House
Go round and have a grouse
Put your claim into Tempo House
Roll the chubby round jowls
Roll the chubby round jowls
And Burton's weeping
His chairs are weeping
God damn the pedantic Welsh
Hooray, hooray
Put your claim into Tempo House
Go round there to Tempo House
Go
In need of a definitive job
He had drunk too much
Mandrake anthrax
[Pro-rae, pro-rae]
[Laurent/A law on]
Tormented tots
With Burton weeping
His idiot contacts
Hooray, hooray
Hooray, hooray
Put your claim into Tempo House
Go round there to Tempo House
Go round and have a grouse
Put your claim into Tempo House
Roll the chubby round jowls
Roll the chubby round jowls
And Burton's weeping
His chairs are weeping
God damn the pedantic Welsh
Hooray, hooray
Put your claim into Tempo House
Go round there to Tempo House
Go